and here is my to-do list.
- drink oversized mug of caffeinated tea (w/milk and sugar)
- eat large chocolate cream filled cupcake
- put away baby oil used daily to scrub away estrogen patch adhesive
- skip vitamins & supplements, knowingly
- spray Round-Up on weeds in yard, and use other toxic chemicals with reckless abandon
- drink Jack & coke
- lift heavy objects, just for fun
- donate large box of misc. injection needles to Planned Parenthood (if they want them)
- eat brie and other soft, unpasteurized cheeses
- drink fuzzy navel
- do yard work, carrying heavy waterlogged bags of steer manure
- enjoy unnaturally elevated hormone levels plummeting to normal
- eat sushi, including raw tuna & swordfish with possibly high levels of mercury
- drink wine, both white and red
- use 2 week free pass to Bikram yoga studio (the hot aerobic yoga)
- especially enjoy the twisty poses
- watch as oil slick of a forehead clears up and digestion returns to normal
- notice that bras are no longer painfully tight (and maybe (gasp) not even needed!)
- enjoy constant feeling of exhaustion (also due to progesterone injections) lifting
- stay out late with friends!
- at bars!
- drinking beer!
- join a gym, go running, lift heavy weights
- work on & complete adoption application
My dear niece, you are so dang funny and well-adjusted and bound for good things (besides Lonnie and your beautiful yard, dog(s?) and stupendous talents. I finally got onto this site and it is by far my favorite one stumbled upon of late....even ever!
Much love as you check off your wild and woolly to-do list!
xoAuntMaryLa
Posted by Mary La Fever on May 18, 2005 at 03:44 PM PDT #
Posted by Jean Wagner on May 24, 2005 at 02:14 AM PDT #
Enjoy, they are all much needed.
Posted by KIM C on May 24, 2005 at 09:40 PM PDT #